Abgeschickt von Life, Love, Laughter am 25 Maerz, 2003 um 21:37:17:
Antwort auf: DAY - 5 - OF THE WAR von Tom am 25 Maerz, 2003 um 07:37:49:
Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and Saddam Hussein died and all went to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there....so she called and talked for about 5 minutes...
Then she said: well devil, how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: five thousand dollars...
Five thousand dollars!!!????
She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair....
Saddam Hussein was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too, I wanna call Iraq, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...he called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: Well, devil how much do I owe ????
The devil goes: ten thousand dollars.....
Ten thousand dollars!!!!!!'
But he made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.....
George Bush was extremely jealous too...he screamed... "I wanna call the US! I want to see whats going on there, I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputee, I wanna talk to everybody" ... he called America and he talked
for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking....
After 38 minutes he puts the phone down : 'Well, devil, how much do I owe????
The devil goes: one dollar.....only one dollar!!!!!
Saddam says... ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????
The devil says: well, from hell to hell its local!